急！！！！谁能帮我翻译一下下面的情景剧，谢了！！！

KS clothing: Why did you come to apply KS & Wholesale 'Network Service' for the job.
Candidates: In the past I was a stray mule, now can be considered to find the organization.
KS dress: how do you know that we recruit for this position do?
Candidates: to have a qualified staff in addition to mule-like body, it also must have the same sense of smell dogs. KS clothing: why should we hire you?
Candidates: I eat less, pull much.
KS clothing: Do you think your greatest strength?
Candidates: the same hardship as the mule, the same stamina as the worker bees, as loyal as dogs.
KS clothing: Do you think your biggest weakness?
Candidates: In addition to work is an idiot.
KS apparel: the most general of your own word for that?
Candidates: Do not Baan When people!
KS clothing: you can do for KS & Wholesale what?
Candidate: an exemplary role, so that all employees feel that they are the happiest people in the world - the world I envy. KS dress: What do you think you work overtime?
Candidates: Overtime can live longer, overtime is conducive to health, I do not work overtime on a spit discharged dizzy plus cramps, overtime can lose weight (beauty), overtime can ease the traffic pressure, overtime is conducive to family planning (conducive to world peace) . KS clothing: How do you win customers?
Candidates:: A, mouth can say straw into gold bars; B, the nerve as thick as the walls; C, the heart as black as the bottom of the pot; D hands as hot as mustard. KS clothing: How do you loyal?
Candidates: I was the boss's dog, keep the gate in the company, he will come to bite bite who, a few mouthfuls to bite bite a few mouthfuls.

Good sincere dress: why did you come to apply for better clothing wholesale nets' sincere service "the job network.
A: before the an is a stray mule, and can now be found organization.
Good sincere dress: how do you know our recruitment of this position?
A: a qualified employees in addition to the mules body, but also must have the same sense of smell. Good sincere dress: why should we hire you?
A: I eat less, and more.
Good sincere dress: you think that's the best??? What???
A: like as mules to bear hardships, like as workers hard working, like the hunting dog as loyalty.
Good sincere dress: you think ?

是翻译成英文版的吗？如果是就对了~

Good sincere dress: why did you come to apply for better clothing wholesale nets' sincere service "the job network.
A: before the an is a stray mule, and can now be found organization.
Good sincere dress: how do you know our recruitment of this position?
A: a qualified employees in addition to the mules body, but also must have the same sense of smell. Good sincere dress: why should we hire you?
A: I eat less, and more.
Good sincere dress: you think that's the best??? What???
A: like as mules to bear hardships, like as workers hard working, like the hunting dog as loyalty.
Good sincere dress: you think your greatest weakness is???????
A: but work is an idiot.
Good sincere dress: most can summarize your own word??? What???
A: don't put an when people!
Good sincere dress: you can dress wholesale nets bring good honesty?
A: a role model, let all employees think oneself is the happiest person in the world-the world envy an. Good sincere dress: you work overtime to have any idea?
A: to work overtime may lengthen your life, work overtime is good for the health, the an don't work overtime just spit or dazed head goes up and cramps, work overtime can reduce weight (beauty), work overtime can ease traffic pressure, work overtime to family planning (contribute to world peace). Good sincere dress: you how to win customers?
A: : A, A mouth, the straw into gold bars can say; B, the face as thick as the wall; C, the heart is as black as POTS; D like mustard hand as spicy. Good sincere dress: how do you think about loyalty?
A: I'm the boss of a dog, and keep the gate in the company, he let it bites bites, let a few mouth bite bite a few more.